Cats be like: “But we want people food. We want people fish. We want people meat. We don’t want any stinking luxury cat food. Not even if it’s chicken and trout with potatoes and parsley and an extra teaspoon of soaked psyllium husks.”
Also, yes, I’m the person who will carry her cats to their food, who will put them down in front of it, pet them, and explain to them exactly what it is and how awesome it is.
Crazy Cat Lady? THIS IS HOW IT’S DONE.